Everyday Thoughts

The really big bin where I throw all of the literary trash that is ShesApples.

A New Look

Somehow I'd convinced myself that this site could wait. Another week, another month, until I was really truly ready to get stuck into it. I have plenty of other things on my plate and who still reads this tatty old thing anyway?

Well, apparently two people. Both of them chose last week to give me a good old butt-kicking and told me in no uncertain terms that I was to start writing again. Not next week, not next month, but rightnowthankyouverymuch.

Who am I to argue?

A small trailerload of pharmacy-related comment garble has been evicted from the database. Every little button and dropdown box has been checked, rechecked, and set to awesome. I've even given the old girl a new frock. Scruffy. A bit of a leap from the red Barron, but I really think it brings out her eyes. Yes. This blog is a girl. Be honest, deep down you always knew.

So, nothing for it. Time to start blogging again.

Rockpool Restaurant

There are few things in life that will make me sit still and relax. Doing a single task just seems so inefficient when there are not enough hours in the day as is. I'll knit and watch TV, I'll paint my nails and do a crossword. I'll bake chilli choc brownies while catching up with emails, mopping the floor and making the shopping list for the next day. Multitasking is the order of the day, all day, every day.

Except tonight.

Tonight I sat on the lino in the kitchen and watched my little crablet as he sat in the mouth of a large shell, chowing down on a sizable chunk of octopus tentacle.

I looked on, completely mesmerised, when he carefully extended a single pointy toe, planted its end in a lonesome piece of scallop meat and dragged the whole thing into his spiral den in one smooth practised movement.

The little sandy crab chewing his tentacle

I swallowed a little snort as he shoved as much of the octopus as he could manage underneath his little body, to the point that he looked remarkably like a very leggy chicken roosting on an ostrich egg.

The little sandy crab eating his stolen scallop

I smiled like a kid at Christmas when both McShrimpy and the baby damsel motored over to the seemingly unattended piece of scallop, moved as if to liberate it, saw the crablet attached to the other end and then quickly decided that they needed to be somewhere else.

McShrimpy gets some dinner

I smiled again when the shrimp found a stray chunk of dinner and reverse parked into a rocky nook to get his fill. I watched on as his stomach filled and swooshed like he had a head full of quicksilver.

The little starfishy digesting her meal.

After all of that, I pulled the corner off a small slice of scallop, popped my hand into the tank and offered it to my beautiful little sea star. She panicked at first and clung to the rock. Then, after I gave her a little tickle and she realised it was food, she reached out a little stubby arm and carefully took the piece of meat from my fingers.

There are some things that need your full and undivided attention, no matter how many other jobs there are to do. Feeding the inhabitants of the rock pool tank is definitely one of them.

I Am Not Dead

I'm not. Although it does feel a bit like I've visited deadishness and then been microwaved into a state of being.

The world does not exist unless it is surrounded by one of <these> and one of </these>, and that is a rather sad thing. I think I'd forgotten just how all-consuming study can be. I didn't say it at the time, but I certainly thought it.

How hard can it be?

Famous last thoughts I'm afraid. On top of trying to bend my brain to this new way of thinking, or indeed thinking at all, I've been forced to do much translation to different software programs and updating of the course material on the fly. This takes time and energy and has the unfortunate yet understandable side effect of making me rather exhausted and more than a little unpleasant to be around.

Unless you come bearing high carb foodstuffs and a hot caffeinated beverage, you are cruisin' for a bruisin' baby.

And really, I don't have the energy to be beating the tripe out of unhelpful people, nor do I have time to fit such a frivolous activity into my schedule, so hop to it and bring a giant macadamia cookie and a double short black mmmkay?

123

I don't mind the odd meme, but this one has been bugging me. It seems perfectly easy, all you have to do is "pick up a book on the top of your book stack, turn to page 123, read the first five sentences, then post the next three sentences".

My book stack... riiiight.

Well, here goes nothing I guess. Prepare to be entertained.

The top of my stack is, rather unfortunately for the sake of this little exercise, occupied by a chunky library book called "How to Do Everything with HTML & XHTML".

Browsers sometimes ignore mistakes in HTML code. You don't have this luxury with XHTML. Your document must be well formed, which simply means it must contain no errors in syntax.

Positively scintillating, no? If that is not a cry for R&R time, I don't know what is. I mean, I could have fibbed, maybe sorted through a few books and found the most wonderful sentences I could, but that'd be cheating. The meme police would have my hide for even thinking such a thing! No, I'm afraid I simply have to bore you to tears instead.
I tag Moondoggie, Ren (who no doubt hates these things but the thought of finding out what is in her book stash is simply too irresistible), Boneman and PSWC.

Little Piddle Pisspot

There comes a point in one's life where the necessity for differentiation of furkids by urine scent alone is not required.

When I reach it, I'll let you know.

*trudges off to wash her jacket*

A Finger of Scotch

It is in me bloody index finger, it is. Right on the centre of the pad. A teeny tiny flesh-coloured flexible glass-like sliver of scotch thistle prickle has found it's way into my flesh and is actively seeking out nearby nerves and giving them little nerve wedgies.

*shudder*

I just tried to peg out a load of socks and undies. Opening each and every peg sent shivers down my spine. Writing tomorrow's shopping list was waaaay more exhilarating than it should have been, and typing is making me sweat just that little bit. Don't even get me started on clicking my mouse, ouch!!

*shiver*

I've prodded and gouged and soaked and salved but the sodding thing is nowhere to be found. At this point I'm considering a stiff drink and a set of bolt cutters.

*sweat*

No matter how good of an idea it seems at the time, bare-handed weeding of prickly dead things is not to be attempted. Ever ever. The worst bit is that, because of the lovely pricklies, I didn't put it in the garbage bag. Oh no, I'm too sensible for that. I turfed it over the side fence so I can pick it up out the front tomorrow and put it directly into the bin. Agghh!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll give this one last shot before calling it quits for the night.

*faint*